Monday, October 27, 2008

Hello!!! and... ummm... welcome?!?

Ladies and gentlemen, I am proud to present to you… D-Blog of DK!!! Please bear in mind that DK here doesn’t stand for Dorling Kindersley… neither is it Donna Karan nor Daniel Kirkwood… and surely not Denmark, Kobenhavn (Copenhagen). Nope, it is also not Daihatsu Kopen and never Donkey Kong for goodness sake… it stands for… well, it is a secret but I will let you know what it is if you would read until the end... For now, I can only tell you that it stands for something better than all of the above mentioned!!! Now, let me start with………. hmm.......... where should I… or rather how should I start??? Ok, I am gonna write about………. let me see………. I… I mean………. just… Well just allow me to think for a moment………. You… umm………. Actually, I will be writing………. I mean………. wait a minute………. Should I… I can just………. no, no, no………. Now someone tell me how to begin………. umm………. you see………. argh… I think………. Okay, I guess I shouldn’t waste your time… I am………. how to put it………. Wait, I got it………. nah… sorry, still processing………. Hey, don’t stop reading here yet………. I will start now… hmm………. just a second………. aaa… argh, it just slipped my mind………. ok… please continue………. lets start with a………. umm… hold on there… please don’t… Hey!!! Don’t leave yet………. Ok, ok, now for real………. just give me one minute… lets begin with a simple………. how to say………. umm… Okay, by now, you should be able to conclude that I cannot blog… but please give me a chance………. Hey!!! Where are you guys off to??? Come on………. I haven’t even started my first full sentence and you are actually leavi… Hey??? Hey!!! Hey, you there… you, yes, you………. Please don’t leave………. I beg you to read on… I am pretty sure something’s gonna come out… I am craving for attention… but… but, sad to say, you are the only one left now………. I started off with 1000 people and now… only you!!! How can I live with… Man, I got to do something before it is too late… I guess I could start like…
Well, since I am not used to keeping diaries… not a biography kind of person… not familiar with jottings… or recording my everyday life… not even sure of the tenses that should be used… and the form of sentences I can produce… you are absolutely right if you think that I will definitely not do well in blogs… I will not make this my diary since there is no point starting one now and let the others read your diary… However, I will share with you some of my experiences… nope, not like a diary… more like a biography… I will take my time, stupid or not, to answer any question posted to let you get to know me better… I will share knowledge gained, experience encountered, records broken, cars driven in, hotels stayed in, places been to… latest news… hot topics… and bla bla bla… Wow!!! Isn’t that a perfect blog??? Well, now lets see how to organise a blog………. hmm………. can someone tell me why I am having a strange feeling of deja vu now??? I think………. omg, I am starting this again………. umm… what if i press this………. oops, no, not this………. Or is it......... this!!! I quite am sure it's not 'sign out'......... but... Hey?!! Hey you, you are the only one left and you are leaving now??? Hey!!! hey………. Hello?!! I am not talking to myself, am I??? Well, I am… I guess it is too late for me to do something now… Okay… Bye bye to myself… Bye bye Darren… and if somehow………. against all odds, you are still hiding behind the wall to read my blog… ya, my name is Darren… and DK stands for Darren Kam… Isn’t that something better??? At least no one can argue with me now… no one is around!!! Plus, it is still a secret!!! ;)

15 comments:

fidanuar said...

secret no more dude, lemme be the first to wish you welcome to the blog world:) (i reckon you're new:P)

i'll already put your url in my daily doses list:) do come and pay a visit (if there's any updates haha)

dkny said...

not a secret anymore?! oh nooo... (i mean yes!! finally, someone reads until the end!!) lol...

wow, thanks heaps for welcoming a newbie and helping to promote this blog, or rather d-blog!! ;) i'm definitely gonna wait for your bangkok-pattaya travel blog (now u have no choice but to start typing... hahaha...)

btw, just out of curosity, were u hiding behind the walls to read until the end?! :p

fidanuar said...

hey, update mana? hehe.

no, i do not need to hide behind the walls :p

hey remove the word verification for comments. its annoying.

dkny said...

tunggu tunggu, i skrang tension... tak boleh pikir la... if u know what i mean... :)
=0 u didn't hide behind the walls!! lol...

okok, word verification requirement removed! ;)

Nanthini said...

oh my god
i think darren, u Desperately need some one to give treatment to u. as I know u having starting trouble.......

dkny said...

what treatment?!? i don't need no treatment... i... u... it's... it should not be... we... u... omg... *dialing 1-800-treat-me!!* :D

Anonymous said...

woi update la woi

-noc-

Missy said...

Hmm I'm just stopping back in to say hello. I see you got started but never contiued.

When are we going to see another post?

*M*

dkny said...

hey Missy, thanks for droppin by... and thanks alot for followin my blog... appreciate it... also, for the 'reminder' to continue posting... :)

no, i ain't gonna stop just like that... but i've gotta find some time... well, i guess the next post's going to start soon... :P

cheers peeps...

fRiS-k KriSmaRiaNi said...

Hi, nice to know you. I'm a little bit protective with comments since someone tried to rush it last year.
Well I'm very happy to know that some of my links could help other peoples!!
In which company you work as a pipeline engineer? I'm working for JP Kenny Jakarta, and we also has an office at KL. If you interest to join, maybe you could try to apply. Who knows if you are accepted, you might travel to Jakarta and we can meet each other, hehehe!!
Well done with your blog and keep continue posting! Never give up!! Even if we don't have spare time to do it...just try!
Have a nice day... I'll put your blog in my url...=D

dkny said...

hi Friska, thanks a lot for your comment... and more so for putting my blog as a link in yours!! anyway, i have sent an email to you... this?! oh this is just another excuse to add the number of comments here... lol... take care...

NeenaAnuar said...

Darren... you're damn funny lar bro... :D anyway, welcome u to the blogging world!!

dkny said...

thanks for dropping by, kak neena... i can see that you're doing far better in maintaining your blog than i do la... :( keep it up!! cheers...

sanjesh said...

Good one.Thanks for sharing...

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